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we're going to a birthday party

Created on 2004-07-27 11:50:18 (#3966450), last updated 2005-05-02

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Name:Joanna
Birthdate:06-05
Location:Watkinsville, Georgia, United States
Bio
So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she’s flying to meet
her fiance, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth and she was seated
next to this man who you know she had tried to start a conversation with, but
really the only thing she heard him say was to order his bloody mary and she’s
sitting there and she’s reading this really arduous magazine article about this third
world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of and she’s feeling
very bored and despondent and then suddenly there’s this huge mechanical
failure and one of the engines gives out and they started just falling thirty thousand
feet and the pilot’s on the microphone and he’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh
my God, I’m sorry” and apologizing and she looks at the man and she says
“Where are we going?” and he looks at her and he says, “We’re going to a
birthday party, it’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday
darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.” and then he
starts humming this little tune and it kind of goes like this: one, two, one, two,
three, four.


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